Why wrestling is stupid




















If'n you or inny other sumbitch wants ta call me a idjit I'll knock yer friggin teeth out and you'll look jist like maw. Note that most of the time, if you see red stuff coming from a wrestler, it really is blood, and not a dye capsule although these are used at times.

Some Most? Do I watch wrestling? If I come across it and there's nothing better on. Am I a fan? Depends on your definition. Am I an idiot? It's mindless entertainment Wrastlin' violence is so lame and so out of touch with reality it can give people the completely wrong impression of violence. Whereas, say Resevoir Dogs the movie , or Quake 3, or NYPD blue are more realistic in their descriptions of violence even if they may glamorize it a bit.

If you rail someone in Q3, they get gibbed, big nasty fountain o' gore, when a cop gets his ear cut off in Resevoir Dogs, it ain't pretty! Wraslin' is so fake it's not even funny. It might give young kids the impression that they can give other kids a "smack down" without causing them any serious damage, or that they can hit people in the face or nock people down without breaking things badly.

Let me tell you one thing, when two grown ups get into a fight, it gets really nasty really fast. And if they are agressive and angry, they WILL require some form of medical attention afterwords, almost always including stiches.

Little kids and even many teenagers have probably never seen someone get their nose broken in a fist fight, let alone worse, let alone actually get hurt themselves or hurt someone else in that way.

Hopefully most kids are smart enough to know that you shouldn't go around hitting people, but I think that's a little too much to hope for. The Dudley Boyz rule. As a former HS wrestler I fail to see the relation between the staged, fake, ridiculous acts that fans rave about and real wrestling. I think that so called "professional" wrestling is a misnomer. Real wrestlers build strength and endurance not greased up bulk. Real wrestling is about strength, endurance, skill and most of all respect for the same qualities of your opponent.

Real wrestlers don't pound each other with chairs, they shake hands after a match. Now as to the IQ of the fans of "Professional" wrestlers I do not believe that they are idiots. Man has always loved combat and competition. The best example is the deadly Roman gladiators who literally died for their audience. Today the violence is more acrobatic, less deadly, but nonetheless satisfying to many people. The fans are not stupid, they are just looking for some gratification.

In closing I would like to offer the suggestion that "pro" wrestling change it's name to something besides wrestling, which in it's true form is a age old sport that has been practiced for centuries.

A more accurate description would be Pro-Gladiators. The true sport of wrestling should not be associated with those gladiators and vice-versa. That's my commentary MR2DI4. I know a couple of guys in real life who "pro-" wrestles in my area's local circuits. Real nice guys except with attitudes if you know what I mean.

It's a real sore spot for them that they're not taken seriously like other athletes. Pro-wrestling is an odd animal in that it is a serious athletic endeavor disguised as fringe entertainment.

To set the record straight, the entertainment part is certainly fake. It's nothing more than soap opera, except people get to beat the crap out of each other in a boxing ring. The throws are real, the falls are real, and the pain and injury is most definitely real.

Granted, they do adhere to a sort of "ring side rules" ie. Still, when I look at many of the wrestlers wrestle, I am often amazed at all the acrobatic moves they can pull off. And let's face it, SOME of these guys have the kind of physique that many of us can only dream of even for just one day. Pro-wrestlers only want one thing from us: Respect for their profession. Regardless of our opinions, wraslin' ain't easy.

Xaiax: I've always wondered if the girls have a special clause in their contract that reads, "This wrestling federation will not be held liabile for any ruptured silicone. High IQ to not being an idiot Just because your IQ is high doesn't mean your not an idiot it just means you scored high on some Intelligence test. If you ask me wrestling is for idiots, sorry.

Its nothing more than an overly violent read: and fake soap opera with bad actors, actresses and way too much money sunk into it. Yeah you may get injured, so what, does that make it great? Let me punch you in the face 20 times straight I'm 5'8", lbs and see if you don't bleed. Please dont call it a sport either because its far from it. There are far, far worse sections of the human population.

Wrestling fans are better than ISIS, for example. Wrestling fans are also better than Donald Trump supporters. Granted, these groups and individuals are not at all mutually exclusive, but that's beside the point. But as is the case with the overeating and alcohol disorders wrestling fans are all too familiar with, problems don't get solved until they're recognized as problems.

If wrestling fans ever hope to become less awful, first we must acknowledge the reasons why we are so very loathsome. And in the long run, the best part of not-as-awful fans is it will lead to better wrestling. Higher functioning humans will require higher-minded entertainment, after all. By seeing their entertainment of choice improve, wrestling fans will become happier and therefore even better people. Everyone wins. Vince McMahon's total and absolute hatred for wrestling fans everywhere will be replaced with a quiet appreciation, even respect, for their dedication to improving themselves.

We will make each other better. The Sportster, a mind reading website, responds, "Yeah, pretty much, but hey, it's fun, so why not?!

Here, in no particular order of importance, are the reasons why wrestling fans are the absolute frickin' worst ever. Sexually repressed adult men are the worst type of human beings that exist. At this point, they're far less likely to become maniacs, but when they remain bitter about their history of rejection, their repressed anger just conflates with overcompensatory cockiness and renders their company and companionship utterly goddamn insufferable.

A study to determine what percentage of wrestling fans have the foggiest idea what goes into performing a successful wrestling match would be interesting, but ultimately exhausting and pointless. This ongoing obliviousness to the mechanics of their favorite entertainment fills fans with an existential terror, which leads to anger, which leads to being the worst. Why have mainstream wrestling fans historically felt compelled to boo gay characters and characters who address systemic racism?.

Wrestling nuts have been verbally urinating on Hulk Hogan for decades. But how often have we encountered a wrestling fan who claims to hate Mick Foley? Or even dislike Mick Foley? Passionate wrestling fans, in general, tend to skew toward overweight eccentric types, as opposed to captains of football teams.

Professional wrestling is very different. It is a fake sport that exists in our real world. Wrestlers want you to think that they are real and that their sport is real. Wrestlers never break character, even after the match is long over. You can go to a professional wrestling match and watch these actors pretend to compete.

Stand up. Pump a fist or two. No one would be cheering their favorite character. No one would ever think of Walter White as a real person. The camera would never pan over the studio audience.



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